What Went Wrong

The movie is out and the review are conflicted to say the least.  Was it good? Was it bad?  What did they do right or wrong?  Where were the Wonder Twins in all this?  Well, I’ll answer all of these questions.  Yes all of them.  The Wonder Twins were at home still waiting for that call from their agent.  Zanya currently works at the zoo as an animal trainer supporting her brother who’s out of shape and constantly fighting the urge to sneak into their neighbor’s apartment and pretend to be her bath water.

Anyway, I will have a spoiler review for those who’ve seen the movie already but first I’ll do a spoiler free rant to get you started.

Last time I wrote an Address talking about the DC Movie line-up announced at the SDCC.  In it I mentioned how I wasn’t a fan of the Man of Steel movie that essentially introduces the DCCU the same way Iron Man did for the MCU.  Because of this, I’m not yet overly excited about the DCCU yet.

So, for your reading pleasure, I’m going to tell you What Went Wrong with Man of Steel so you can join me in my extreme mild curiosity about the new DCCU.

Transfakers 4: Age of Ex-Stink–shun (2nd address):

Here’s the deal, if you just wanna giant robots, inconsistent fight scenes, jail bait cheesecake (She’s 17 in the movie), Asian stereotypes, and Mark Walberg playing a buff hick inventor, this is your movie. But if you value transformers, good fight choreography, or good taste don’t bother.

Scenes move from the city to the mountains with no transition and Transformers disappear and reappear without explanation for plot convenience (There’s a scene where the Autobots are escaping together and suddenly Optimus is by himself for no reason just to have a scene meant to give a plot clue).